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Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
mugGet the Brown-eye pointsmug.

Brown Eye Golden Dragon

(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.
“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”
by Biganimedaddy November 27, 2023
mugGet the Brown Eye Golden Dragonmug.

Brown-eye Meeting

The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.
Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.
by MAXDOZER August 22, 2023
mugGet the Brown-eye Meetingmug.

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.
That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
mugGet the brown-eye blizzardmug.

Brown Eye

I took a massive shit earlier and I think my brown eye is bleeding.
by Cumagain December 24, 2019
mugGet the Brown Eyemug.

Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold
I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table
by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021
mugGet the Lazy Brown Eyemug.

big baller brown eyes

you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE
mugGet the big baller brown eyesmug.

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