Broner

n. the recognition that a male aquaintance or "bro" would be attractive to the opposite sex.

Markus: Hey I'm going out tonight with that girl Sarah from work. How do I look?

Mike: Dude, let's just say that I have a broner right now.

by WordBrah August 20, 2009

broner

the erection a male receives from riding too close to his male friend on a scooter.

Jeff always gets a raging broner when he rides in with Kyle on his Vespa.

by getjustin June 13, 2008

broned

The art of of killing someone continously on games like rainbow six three and halo and then talking trash to them after you run over there dead body.

The expeirence of dying by someone who you know and trying to shoot them down but can't and therefore you get broned.Mostly appears on FPS games.

Holy shit dude, you got broned!
My mom broned your dad!(rare accasion)
I am broning you like a motherfucker!

by Taylor Gordon December 3, 2004

Boonetang

Noun.

A variation of "poontang."

Sex with someone you are not morally supposed to have sex with. This includes minors, married persons, members of the clergy, incest, and sex between stepsiblings.

The term is derived from the ABC television show LOST in which stepsiblings Boone (Ian Somerhalder) and Shannon (Maggie Grace) have sex.

Irony: The term "Boone" is actually French for "good," making "Boonetang" actually mean "good poon." In usage, however, it is "naughty poon."

"Shannon got herself some hot Boonetang in Sydney."

"I'm stopping by the church for some Boonetang."

"That 15-year-old is one nice piece of Boonetang."

by [e-mail] May 13, 2005

Brontee

A Brontee are the nick name for VERY a smart People. Brontee's are the very offspring of the Famous Super Rocket Sience person Call "SUPAH BRON"Smart persons can only use Brontee, Just like a peeple like me. Persons like ALbert Einstine is no match for Me, I'm Am super smart compared to him, He to dumb to be like a Brontee.

Guy:Oh dude! I scored 100 percent on the SAT!!!!

Guy:You are a Brontee

by A person better then Chuck N. March 12, 2009

broner

arousal from seeing an incredibly hot armenian man.

bro, the way u puff on that cohiba is giving me a broner.

by mister chang October 25, 2009

bonetini

Martini of choice for attractive ladies (sometimes known as Cougars). Speciality drink of Stoli Vodka, Cranberry and Champagne. Only the most sophisticated of ladies appreciate the Bonetini. Consuming more than 3 bonetini's can result in riduclous "Cougar" shenanigans. Originally derived from the Bonefish Martini served at The Bonefish Grill.

"Damn, that girl has had 8 bonetini's. I may get lucky tonight."

by "C" October 28, 2007