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Brandon

A Brandon is a party animal who knows how to have a few too many beers. Brandon's like cars and likes to think he's tough. but he also has a soft side. If you find a Brandon hold onto him because he will bring you much happiness. A Brandon makes the perfect lover and the perfect friend. Brandons are also very good in the sheets and know thier stuff.
Craig- "see that guy over there?"
troy- "yes, thats a Brandon."
Craig- "looks like a top bloke"
by jenicaeatyourgreens November 22, 2011
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Brandon

Temperamental. He cares about his loved ones deeply and only wants the best for them. Confident, arrogant almost, too arrogant. Skilled in athletics and good in school. Misunderstood, but those close enough to him know who he really is. Easy to talk to, very caring and protective. Safe. He is honest and loyal no matter what. Doesn't easily admit to failure and can be greedy. His arrogance causes him to be mean to people and hes known to speak before thinking, but in the end you know his hearts content.
Brandon's such a babe.
by grizzlygrizzlybear September 1, 2012
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Brandon

He is a very loving person and won’t give up on any of the people he cares about. He seems to be a very extroverted person but when you really get to know him he’s kinda quite and shy. He is the most perfect person you will ever meet. He has the most perfect smile and a laugh that could just warm your heart, oh and his eyes you could get lost in them forever, yes he wears a hat most of the time but once you see his soft perfect hair you will never want him to but a hat back on and don’t even get me started on his lips they are the most softest lips you could ever feel. You will just fall in love with him so easily it’s crazy.
Friend: Wait isn’t that Brandon over there.
Me: Omg yeah it is, isn’t he just so perfect!
by ummmmOkayHi June 6, 2019
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Brandon's disease

This is a condition when a person becomes allergic to sleeves or shirts. The allergic reaction is to remove the offensive piece of clothing or to not wear this offensive clothing ever. With the advent of 24 hour fitness this disease is becoming more and more common. The term was named after a contestant in a Pomona area date auction gone horribly awry. Symptoms include but not limited to a serious addiction to Kit Kat bars and cranberry juice, owning an odd number of sleeves, and owning more wife beaters than actual “top” shirts such as t-shirts or button ups.
Brandon's disease can be found in Matthew Mcconaughey, Larry the Cable Guy, Nelly
by pomona bk July 7, 2008
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Brandon

Brandon is sexy,he is a great kisser,he is cute and nice at the same time
by Brandon kain McDaniel July 15, 2017
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bronson's hyper review's

A homeless guy that tries to make money off of Fortnite on Youtube.
Me: Stop being such a Bronson's Hyper review's
Friend: But I love Fortnite too much!
by CrystalRex November 29, 2018
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Chugging a Bronson

The act of engaging in oral sex between two or more bros. Additionally, this phrase can be used to denote any form of sexual contact between said bros.
"Hey CJ, I had a great time chugging a bronson with you last night!" said Steve.
"Yeah!!! That was super!" replied CJ.
by LAX BROnson! September 4, 2010
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