Branch hound

Someone who sexually pursues members of the military

Man 1: Any luck with Chelsea?
Man 2: Nah, I couldn’t get her even if I tried she’s a total branch hound.

by Nosaholic September 16, 2019

Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700

Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?

by ToastyBoy08 September 16, 2021

Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children…

James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.

by anonymous submission 2022 May 27, 2022

Branch

Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.

John was late for class because he was taking a branch.

by Michelle Naomi October 1, 2020

Branch bouncer

Someone who hops from different partners in the military

Dude She was just with a marine now a guy in coast guard? She's a branch bouncer fr.

by Alexistexas1902 August 5, 2025

Poo Branch

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.

*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.

Now it's time to get my hands dirty...

Boy do I love a poo branch"

by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023

Beaver Branch

When a women has so much pubic hair that it dreads and forms a small brown or black penis just above the Clit.

Steven P. Nichols-"I banged this dirty hippy chick and she totally had a Beaver Branch"

by Poop shack October 23, 2009