bonsai douche

A tree that is small, stupid and has no self worth.

You have a lot of trees in your yard. Most of them are pretty big but that one over there is nothing more then I Bonsai Douche!

by ducknukem2999 December 17, 2008

bondu

A really hot girl or something that is really cool

Man that bondu you hooked up with last night was so tight
Yo were going to such a bondu party tonight its going to be Killah

by Junt Stunt October 2, 2007

Bonesuit

When a surfer gets a boner in a wetsuit and it is clearly visible.

Tim: Hey, how'd that barrel look on video?
James: Shitty, your bonesuit clipped the lip on the way out.

by kracken and the t-man January 12, 2011

bonsai

when the woman sticks her nipple in the man's peehole.

Yo I bonsaid with Tiffany yesterday.

by Shaniqualotizzlefizzlemizzlekadizzletizzle shizzle. May 11, 2004

Bonski

A Man with a massive cock with serious girth!

That man over there must be called Bonski cause he has a big cock

by Sheldon earnie November 5, 2018

bonoured

happy to have a boner

honour for a boner

i am bonoured to have a boner

by ed is awesome June 18, 2008

Bonsai Retard

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.

tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard

by Ball sack457 October 5, 2009