Onki Bongo

Shameless content whore who uses his friends and makes fun of them to create content. Also hops on this site to add his own name and type this definition himself in the name of content. And YOU! Yes YOU! watching this Instagram story right now, please do not react with a laughing emoji and encourage him for more such content.

All hail the mighty Onki Bongo !

by Trust me its true November 23, 2021

The Bongo Brothers

A goat band.
Zuhan the main guitarist
Jack the singer
Ben the guitarist/singer

The Bongo Brothers are the best band itw

by Akakajbaabbaab November 23, 2021

bongo

basically means a man of overwhelming confidence, who people aspire to be like

When i grow up i wanna be like Bongo

by filipinoboy8 November 22, 2021

Pack your bongo

An instruction to prepare to depart as one's presence is no longer welcome.

If you wanna fail our laws, then you pack your bongo and get out of the country

by HugeHugo July 22, 2021

Bongos

Your mom

I like bongos

by Your moms foot fungus August 8, 2021

Bongo

trying to con your way out of a situation

John: let me owe you for just a couple more days I need to feed my sick cat.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.

by BongoStopper8 June 24, 2021

donkey bongos

Something that defies all reasonable explanation.

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”

by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021