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Bongo

Look at this bongo !
by ykitsme March 18, 2019
mugGet the Bongomug.

Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot March 7, 2012
mugGet the Clam Bongomug.

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)
me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
by uhpink December 14, 2023
mugGet the Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congomug.

The Big Bongo

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.
Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.
by gooblr March 26, 2024
mugGet the The Big Bongomug.

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
mugGet the Split Bongomug.

BONGO

“Who’s coming to the party tonight?” “Moss is rolling up with all their BONGOs.”
by polarseltzer69 June 11, 2023
mugGet the BONGOmug.

Bongo

Similar to the word "Mango", it is used to describe an idiotic person, or their action. A bongo is someone who is so stupid that they probably do not have a brain, their head is just skin stretched over their skull.
He was such a bongo, he couldn't even count to 10.
by MassiveLegend July 21, 2018
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