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Bongo Breek

Bongo Break is the word that will solve all of your problems in an instant. It's used when you're feeling really shitty and you just want to roar or if you have accomplished something very big, this is the right word to yell out.
"Dude, my fridge is empty and all i can see is a void of darkness."
"Toni, *sigh* just yell Bongo reek and it will all be good."
"BONGOOOOOOOOO BREEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"
"Thanks, Dennis it worked shouting *Bongo Breek*."
"If your name is Dennis, you have a big brain and belly."
by Yukej December 11, 2017
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Bongo Boi

A person that steals kidnaps people. After doing that, he keeps them inside his basement forcing them to write stories. He is the person that has the least to offer in a group while also being corrupt. He gets pretty bad scores in everything
OMG! THAT GUY IS SUCH A BONGO BOI! HE KIDNAPPED A WIZARD AND FORCED HIM TO WRITE A 500 PAGE STORY!
by Bongo Boi's servant April 6, 2020
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gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded
dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?
by celeste tits April 15, 2020
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Bongos

Slang for a woman's boobies lawl
Look at those bongos!
by Italy Isn't Real March 24, 2020
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Bongo

He's gone Bongo
by TunaBread July 1, 2020
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On the bongos

Surprising, funny, happy, or wonderful.
"This pizza is on the bongos!"
by Bachelorfan34 December 17, 2012
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Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot March 7, 2012
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