Boner

It’s when your penis gets hard due to sexual stimulating or literally nothing at all.

Me: Bro, Ms.Stacey is so hot that I got a boner in class!
Friend: IKR

by Niggerboybbc July 14, 2020

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When u eat some ribs and you accidentally eat the bone part 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Ognena: omg dude 😫I just ate a huge boner😭🙌😳
Eleanor: haha😂dude😭you totally just got bonered!!!!!😂😂😖🍑💨

by Cauliflowell May 29, 2019

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1. band: a trombone

2. band: someone who plays the trombone

1. I guess you can't play this new tune with us today, cuz you forgot your boner.

2. I'm a t-boner.

by Toria May 13, 2005

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Possibly the worst term in respect towards a man, calling a man a “boner” is the equivalent to calling a woman a cunt, the term itself refers to a man as just a sex tool and nothing more, although some women will probably lobby that’s just what we are… well there probably right.

"That dude over there is such a boner" *gasps from freinds*

by candy October 16, 2006

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An undesirable, frustrating or boring situation.

Luis: How was your class?
Aaron: Yo, it was a total boner. I wanted to eat my own flesh.
Luis: Why?
Aaron: My students are fucking retarded. I don't know what's wrong with them.

by Aaris July 23, 2007

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