Zail-Bod

The absolute culmination of muscle definition, body builder, and dad-bod all built into one divine perfect body type, term worthy for only one man; the great Lord Zail. A divine dragon god deserving of worship.

Acolyte 1: Look at our Lord! He's got his perfect Zail-Bod going!
Acolyte 2: Oh fuuuck so hot!!

by Acolyte_Ashe May 10, 2024

bod mods

Any kind of cosmetic body enhancement, e.g. breast implants, face lift, rhinoplasty, etc.

Craig: "Do you think those tittays are fo' real?"

Fed: "No way man, that chick got some bod mods, straight up."

by tobiased July 3, 2008

Rigid bod

Squaddie Term for somebody who is seen as professional and ally asf

See that geezer he’s a rigid bod

by REmFy sniper February 17, 2022

Slam bod buddy

Fuck buddy, slam bod buddy is a gentler way of saying fuck buddy

I’m tryna get me a slam bod buddy

by BroMeans May 23, 2022

H-bod

Short for "heroin body"; The saggy, droopy, disgusting body you get as a result of doing too much dope and not enough exercise. The lack of a nutritious diet also helps contribute to the abhorrent nature of the H-bod in some.

Dude, have you seen D-Ray's titties? He's got the H-bod of all H-bods... it's fucking disgusting!

by meeshymeesh08 June 19, 2015

no bod

Meaning you have no build.
No muscular build

He has no bod yet has been hitting the gym for a while

by Gym lingo101 May 6, 2021

bod

Bod is a slang term short for body. It’s usually used when somebody complements you.

Nice bod!

Have you been working out?

by I wrote that. December 31, 2021