Blikity-Blau

a greeting....

ah blikity blau beotch

by blau June 7, 2003

blukey

its an adjictive i made up meaning 'your an idiot' like the guy bluke on that show 'the weekenders'

OMG your so fucking blukey!!

by Misfit-ox April 21, 2007

blukely

A miss spelt version of Blakely, the surname of Andy.
May also be known as Bakely or Blackely.

"Hello, my name is Andy Blukely, i've come for the job interview"
"Blukely? No chance, fuck off!"

by markthompson April 5, 2003

BluPill

incapable of dealing with life's difficulties or consciously choosing to avert adult responsibilities. Yes, like in Matrix.

BluPill skipped out on paying his child support.

by MaMaGriM May 16, 2010

blueinferno

Fucking retard.

FUCK YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Self explanitory.

YOU RETARDED SON OV A BITCH.

by Suckanigga Ding ding. January 8, 2005

Blumkin

This is when some one, usually a male, masturbates whilst on the loo havin a shit.

Mum: You've bin ages in ther johnny. What you up to?
Johnny: I'm having a blumkin mum.
Mum: Ok then, judt don't be to long. Dinners ready in a minute. And wash your hands after!
Johnny: Yeh sure mum!

by the real nemo September 19, 2006

blumkin facial

When a man gives a woman a facial while taking a shit on the toilet.

John gave Jane a blumkin facial while squeezing out last night's dinner.

by NYC025 October 19, 2011