BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online

He's blooming

by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025

blooms my daffodils

when something makes you wet

corbin blooms my daffodils

by Kittensoft9 April 19, 2017

Blooming onion

A very full ashtray

Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion

by CarlTensine June 06, 2021

blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.

person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.

by busa quikie August 12, 2024

Blooming Prairie MN

A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.

My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.

by Sirhardknocks January 31, 2021