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rose in bloom

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014
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Bloom

1. An extremely common post processing effect in games that makes it possible for bright geometry to appear to glow and contribute lense flare. Not to be confused with lense flare or volumetric lighting.

2. A term Fortnite players and other retards use to describe when the spread/inaccuracy of a weapons increases as you shoot it. Otherwise may be referred to as (per) shot spread increase or sustained fire accuracy penalties. Also used by turbo retards who aren't even using the term right to describe spread/innacucuracy instead of it's progressive increase, and in games where the spread/inaccuracy does not change when fired.
You can turn off the bloom in the graphics settings, but then the mushrooms won't glow anymore.

They need to get rid of the fucking RNG bloom on this gun.
by Hamiel April 18, 2022
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Bloom

You are bloom!
by አላህ October 27, 2020
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north bloom

wow he’s such a north bloom. only 5’2!
by notelbow January 5, 2021
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BLOOMING CUM

When cum explodes from the penis like a volcano
by FRENCH POTATO May 27, 2022
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Blooming

The act of rolling back one's foreskin to reveal the head or glans of the penis.
William's penis was blooming after Emma tugged it down out of frustration.
by The REAL Artist January 4, 2023
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Blooming idiot

The opposite of a budding genius, an idiot who thinks he/she is very smart.
Some politicians were remembered as a budding genius, others as a blooming idiot.
by Info2go April 4, 2025
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