Blitzed

When one is high out of their mind.

Fuck im so blitzed right now i cant even see

by BDbrad June 17, 2019

Thermal Blitz

Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.

Person one: Thermal Blitz is a meme :/

Person 2: a great fuckin meme :)

by hotdamnitsbirdy May 27, 2018

be on blitz

When yo ass is gonna be on fire

“Yo you want chips ? They gonna have yo ass on blitz”

Your butt is going to be on blitz

Blitz meaning on fire

by Yeeyeekayyy January 5, 2020

Blueberry Blitz

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.

Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz

by Kauranax January 15, 2020

Blitz

A fucking depressed faggot that deserves to be fucked by James Charles for having a shield that is meant to compensate for his one inch dick that he flashes every time he uses he special and bullshit ability.

Dude im getting rape by James Charles bitch blitz

by Eatthatpussssssy3444445 April 11, 2020

dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent

Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?

by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 26, 2020

Blitz

To outrun something or someone.

If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.

Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!

by Urbanitewhisperer November 18, 2020