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blanket hoe

when you sleep with someone and they keep stealing your half of the blanket
"stop being a blanket hoe, steve im cold!"
by 3.1414 November 12, 2016
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Frankel blanket

The moment of post-coital bliss during which your partner completely covers you with his full weight, head to toe. In any other instance, it would be too heavy to bear, but instead, the weight brings a euphoric melding of minds/ bodies, both fully spent, neither able or willing to imagine ever moving from the position again. The Frankel blanket could last ten seconds, or two minutes, until deep breaths return to normal, the moment lifts and is gone. The memory becomes the go-to recall for future fantasies when alone, re-imagined again and again, wished for. Deeply. Desired. There is scientific evidence of the tangible benefits of Frankel blankets, weighted blankets, which promote positive thoughts. Reduce oldness. Ensure happiness. For infinity. For Reals.
My first experience with a Frankel blanket was 3nd and I instantly knew: i’m in. Más. Por favor. Get back to it! And keep eating... cookies. The more weighted the blanket, the better the tangible benefit.
by Weivkao January 2, 2019
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drygs in a blanket

A sexual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers
Wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?
by Addison Choi February 15, 2010
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Kelly’s Blanket

When your friends use your most favorite blanket of all time, to make out under and do other stuff we are still not sure about.
What the hell! Grace and Garrett are making out under the Kelly’s Blanket”
by swaggydog_0909 October 10, 2018
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Beef Blankets

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.
by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011
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blanket gropler

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.
Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.
by Evan the rapper August 28, 2017
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Blanket hug

Being hugged by someone taller than you in a way that feels like you are being wrapped up in a blanket
I was feeling sad until Adam gave me a blanket hug.
by lovelydancer98 December 31, 2017
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