bongo beater

Black Africans who beat bongos in their spare time when they manage to get a break from being internet football experts

I won't be donating money to bongo beaters

by purpleponce April 16, 2020

Bingo Bongo

The person who has the spliff says bingo, and the first to say bongo shall receive it.

Dave: "Bingo!"
John: "Bongo!"
Bill and Bob! "Bong.."
Dave: *passes spliff to John*

Bingo Bongo

by Coolanddisguised March 14, 2021

bongos

Things that guys like to do puff-puffs with

can I play with your bongos?

by Breast professer July 10, 2007

baongoc

(Bow-knock) Label for persons that smell like cheese.

Ear: Ay yo! Check out that fine ass baongoc.
Lobe: Yea man, i'd wanta holla if she didn't smell like cheese.

by AlanLam October 27, 2009

Bongo

1. Just a straight up Bad Situation

Stacie: Damn did you see Marya the other day

Nishane: Yea i know she has no ass
Stacie: Yeah she got the Bongo

by Holla@YaBOI October 10, 2010

bongos

when u wipe your hand with ur dick and balls n then put it someone mouth or facial area.

Ohh Mike i want a bongo, it makes me wet.

by McPiMp May 11, 2003

Um Bongo

Um Bongo- it was a juice containing mixed tropical fruits such as Pineapple, Mango, Passion Fruit etc that was sold in cartons in the UK. It was the shitty drink that kids used to beg their moms to buy or use their 15p pocket money to buy it after school. It tasted like crap and the company stopped producing it whent hey realised it was so shit.

A) Hey, lets go buy some Um Bongo after school.
B) Alright! I mean it does taste like fruity piss but hey, its cheap so yeah.

by Bojan May 24, 2004