Bearth-Day

The day the earth was born; The day the earth slipped from the Universe's vagina.

Michael Jordan: "man I just shit myself".
God: "That's a natural occurrence on Bearth-Day".

See Also birth day

by iTrollin May 10, 2010

bert

A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.

Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?

by foozebox August 28, 2005

bert mccracken

A Sexy and Hot (Although a bit a dirty looking) Lead Singer for the band the used who also is a great writer and Vocalist, and has Friends (The Other band members) WHo are = in talent!

The Used, AFI, Deftones, APC/Tool, Vendetta Red, and Chevelle all Rule!

Bert McCracken Is goinbg to be a rich rich genius if he keeps up with these amazing records.

by A Milly Dollys September 19, 2003

Bertan

Dawn. First light. The touch stone of manliness. A cross and Chuck Norris and Barak Obama. Also look at Erkan.

You are my Bertan.

Bertan of civilisation.

Only thing Chuck Norris wants to be is Bertan

by Ber-tan February 5, 2010

Bedortha

An intense boner.

Wow. Look at that guy. Someone totally gave him a Bedortha.

by bedorthaman November 2, 2010

beertender

One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.

Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.

by @catfur June 28, 2012

waxy bertha

to give a man a very loose, yet painful, hand job. typically resulting in him forgetting to call you the next day.

Jim: Man, that bitch from the club gave me a waxy bertha last night. I thought I was going to bleed out my dick.

by RememberTheAlamo November 24, 2010