Belgian Skiing

Jacking off two people at the same time, in a motion similar to using skiing poles.

Jeffrey was doing some belgian skiing this weekend, both Toby and Alex finished very fast

by Gurdi3 March 30, 2023

Belgian Sunburn

whilst most likely in missionary, the male will repeatedly smack his penis on the woman’s labia (or any second-party body part). Both parties can result having skin irritation/damage to the affected areas known as a Belgian Sunburn.

All he did was smack me with it. I think I have a Belgian Sunburn.

I cock smacked her so long and hard, I gave her a second degree Belgian Sunburn.

by ClamboThe1st July 10, 2023

Belgian shower

When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.

- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.

by brunorc September 19, 2023

Belgian Molotov

When one fills their sock with their own shit and cum (in either order), before tying the end and throwing it. (Not to be confused with a Turkish hand grenade.)

He really needed to pay, so I Belgian Molotov’d his ass

by Phil T. Ash October 29, 2023

Belgian Headband

Placing one’s limp penis across the forehead of a passed out drinking buddy or will parter/participant.

Remember when Dave drank too many Captain and Cokes and Andre gave him a Belgian headband; Dave is a bitch.

by davesabitch February 6, 2024

Belgian double-dip

When someone does Anal, then Oral, and then back to Anal. Worse way to have sex because you have a high chance to get sick.

Did you hear about Jeff’s wife, she got really sick after they tried a Belgian double-dip. She had a really bad bacterial infection.

by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024

Belgian double-dip

The act of a man giving a woman anal, then oral, then anal again.

Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after she tried a Belgian double-dip.

by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024