beefalo

1. A fertile hybrid offspring of domestic cattle, Bos taurus, and the American Bison(a buffalo)
2. A piece of music that satisfying like beef(or rock) but low in fat like buffalo(or Devo)

1. "Dude, did you try that awesome beefalo burger? It fills you up but doesn't make you fat."
2. "That song Coming Up by Paul McCartney is so beefalo. I feel better for listening to it, not weighed down or empty."

by Michaela Margaret March 23, 2008

The Beefaroni

A sexual act involving defication onto and into a menstruating vagina, followed by oral and vaginal sex in said vagina. The resullting mess. resembles Beefaroni

Side Not:

If performed on an Asian it's called The Rice-Aroni.

Dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me. I walked into my parents bedroom and caught my Dad giving my Mom The Beefaroni

by GeorgeRealInstructors May 20, 2009

Beeman

A common term given to fancy gentlemen who wear ugly sweaters and drink beast ice. These clowns are typically found trying to swindle beers down at the weathercock and downtown pubs. No flow and bendy joints are associated with these creatures.

"Hey did you see that Beeman fall down last night at Uncle Bob's?"

by Wiggletown Wiggler February 5, 2010

beeracle

Any amazing thing that can only happen when the doer is drunk.

1: hey, did you stay at the party long enough to see kevin take that running start toward the staircase at the end of our hallway?
2: no, but I heard him saying that he wanted to roll all the way down earlier. Did he make it?
1: yeah it was a total beeracle

by sterlinglynn October 24, 2008

beeralysis

the state of being too drunk to move from your spot on the floor, on your significant other, or any inappropriate place you wouldn't wanna be sober

yo dude...evans on the floor is he passed out?

nah man he's just got beeralysis

by erogers123 June 15, 2010

Beefalo

Beefalo is the greater presence. Its cooler then "Musicman2508" down there... who knows him anyway? He sounds like a TOTAL loser... but anyway...

Beefalo > You

Beefalos >>> You

They are, trust me. Believe me, for I am O Beefalo One.

by O Beefalo One April 6, 2005

beefasaurus

someone who is so large that it hurts your great-great-great grandchildren's eyes and reputation.

dude, your mom is a fucking beefasaurus!

by nerdy4u420 May 7, 2010