A washed up overrated team with a horrible QB. They won't win the superbowl this year or any year in the near future. Chicago fans rant on about how good their defense is and how good in general the team is but in all honesty if you think the Bears are good you have down syndrome.
My 5 year old brother's football team is better than the Chicago Bears, and my 10 year old sister is a better QB than Grossman.
by xttN December 12, 2008
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1) wild bears, found most prominently in the wild, bushy pubic hair of young atention whores
2) the McDonalds ty Teenie Beanie Bears given free with happy meals
1) wild bears, found most prominently in the wild, bushy pubic hair of young atention whores
2) the McDonalds ty Teenie Beanie Bears given free with happy meals
by Sister Pheonyx Takeshi October 7, 2005
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A "professional" football team from the NFC North division of the NFL, hailing from Chicago Illinois, the armpit of America. The Bears are one one of the most overrated teams in NFL history. The only admirable records the Bears hold are due to longevity in the league. The Bears believe in running the football and playing tough defense, which is fitting since they hail from crime ridden Chicago where many of their fans must do the same. The Bears won 9 total championships, but have managed only one Superbowl despite being one of the top ten wealthiest NFL teams. The Bears have not fielded a decent offense, EVER. The Bears fanbase are a bunch of racist and obnoxious people who live in the "City of Big WOMEN Shoulders" and who also enjoy throwing cups of beer at little old ladies in the stands at their home dump, Soldier Field. The Bears are the only team in the NFL who have a recorded song named after them, which is "The Bears Still Suck" by the Happy Schnapps combo. The Bears organization is usually heavily influenced by their city's pompous media.
by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007
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Definition 2: The "sensitive" inconsiderate ****s who feel the need to make an impenetrable human blockade by grouping together in the school hallways each and every time they see each other. I don't know if they are oblivious of their surroundings (obviously not if they can glomp their friends from a mile away) or if they just don't care. My theory for the grouping of said people is the motion of hugging gives the whole group widespread orgasms. These groups are often formed by teenyboppers in between each passing period and disperse in a frenzied stampede in every direction 5 seconds before the tardy bell rings. The term for a group of huggy bears is a HERD.
Definition 2: The "sensitive" inconsiderate ****s who feel the need to make an impenetrable human blockade by grouping together in the school hallways each and every time they see each other. I don't know if they are oblivious of their surroundings (obviously not if they can glomp their friends from a mile away) or if they just don't care. My theory for the grouping of said people is the motion of hugging gives the whole group widespread orgasms. These groups are often formed by teenyboppers in between each passing period and disperse in a frenzied stampede in every direction 5 seconds before the tardy bell rings. The term for a group of huggy bears is a HERD.
I be goin' out with my huggy bears t'night t' pick me up some fine booty.
Me: Dude. Did you see that herd of Huggy bears out in the hallway?
Friend: Yeah. I hate them. If I get another tardy because of them, I'm going on a rampage.
Me: Same here. Although I feel sorry for the people who can't push through the herd and get to class in time.
Friend: Ouch. They barely escape with their lives in those last 5 seconds.
Me: Dude. Did you see that herd of Huggy bears out in the hallway?
Friend: Yeah. I hate them. If I get another tardy because of them, I'm going on a rampage.
Me: Same here. Although I feel sorry for the people who can't push through the herd and get to class in time.
Friend: Ouch. They barely escape with their lives in those last 5 seconds.
by SchoolOfSlang January 18, 2009
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by Mr Bruv August 7, 2006
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Wow, you got pulled over by the cops while you were drunk, and had weed in the car? That's hella bad news bears.
by the philanthropic arsonist February 28, 2009
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A team that went 13-3 and did it all without a good offense, they lived off of their Defense and then tore it all apart the following off-season.
A team that will NEVER get back to their glory days, no matter which DEFENSIVE or OFFENSIVE coordinator they hire in place of John Shoop
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A team that went 13-3 and did it all without a good offense, they lived off of their Defense and then tore it all apart the following off-season.
A team that will NEVER get back to their glory days, no matter which DEFENSIVE or OFFENSIVE coordinator they hire in place of John Shoop
Also see Chicago Cubs
by PACK ATTACK February 3, 2004
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