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Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it
Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"
by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019
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beatoff beads

Wooden beads that are, after being lubed up, worn on the wrists and rotated repeatedly in order to sensationalize a phallus or clitoris.
Jordan Rose really had a knack for those beatoff beads he used multiple times a day.
by OGdumplingBoy September 24, 2021
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Saskatchewan Anal bead booty buster

The Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster is a know form of torture used by the cartel is when one wraps any kind of explosive ordnance around anal beads then shoves them up one’s booty then explodes them
Jamal: how did Bartholomew die again?
Jayden: I heard he got hit with a Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster
by Mango_witdaBBL June 26, 2025
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Anal bead

An anal, ignorant, stupid, annoying asshole.
That guy Chris, what an anal bead.
by Fanmirrorcouch July 24, 2022
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Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
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