To APPOINT one's self. To APPROVE of one's own work.
To position one's self to be one of a few judges who, alone, approve or reject Urban Dictionary entries (including one's own entries).
To position one's self to be one of a few judges who, alone, approve or reject Urban Dictionary entries (including one's own entries).
"It says here that you, or anyone else willing to do the "work", can be a UD "editor", too. That means you can VOTE YOURSELF IN, my man!
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
Checking yourself out. ( looking in the mirror to much ) Thinking that you have swag or game. Flirting with a lot of showing off involved. Being vain or egotistical.
Every time you get around a female you start smelling yourself like you got mad swag. It's like you instantly turn into Soulja Boi or something.
He is constantly I'm the mirror flexing with his shirt off smelling himself.
He is constantly I'm the mirror flexing with his shirt off smelling himself.
by CatDaQueen November 12, 2015
1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.
2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!
Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!
John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!
John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
by la luchadore October 30, 2010
the sweet release of death. having everything you worked so little for come to a grinding halt.
the best time of your life and the day your dad has been waiting for since you were born.
the best time of your life and the day your dad has been waiting for since you were born.
kill yourself:
me:man... life sucks... my girlfriend dumped me... i failed at school... i can't get a job... i wish there was something i could do.
Rope: hey michael?
me:yeah?
Rope: come "hang" out for a while ;)
me:OKAY ROPE!!!!!
Rope: i love holding you michael
me: ......coff....coff........
Rope: michael?
me: .........
me:man... life sucks... my girlfriend dumped me... i failed at school... i can't get a job... i wish there was something i could do.
Rope: hey michael?
me:yeah?
Rope: come "hang" out for a while ;)
me:OKAY ROPE!!!!!
Rope: i love holding you michael
me: ......coff....coff........
Rope: michael?
me: .........
by Jackson White April 05, 2016
by Lor777 April 10, 2014
Finding yourself in a compromising position when your "partner" walks in on you on the couch watching Saturday Kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach completion with vigorous and precise nipple-play. It's made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.
Example 1:
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
by Sirbantsalot December 07, 2012
When some cunt is annoying so you tell them to glock themselves because they’re a horrible cunt called josh
by Itslittymyg January 14, 2019