smelling yourself

Checking yourself out. ( looking in the mirror to much ) Thinking that you have swag or game. Flirting with a lot of showing off involved. Being vain or egotistical.

Every time you get around a female you start smelling yourself like you got mad swag. It's like you instantly turn into Soulja Boi or something.

He is constantly I'm the mirror flexing with his shirt off smelling himself.

by CatDaQueen January 17, 2016

Touch Yourself

1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback

Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that

by la luchadore October 30, 2010

kill yourself

the sweet release of death. having everything you worked so little for come to a grinding halt.
the best time of your life and the day your dad has been waiting for since you were born.

kill yourself:
me:man... life sucks... my girlfriend dumped me... i failed at school... i can't get a job... i wish there was something i could do.
Rope: hey michael?
me:yeah?
Rope: come "hang" out for a while ;)
me:OKAY ROPE!!!!!
Rope: i love holding you michael
me: ......coff....coff........
Rope: michael?
me: .........

by Jackson White June 23, 2016

Last yourself

Stay alive instead of committing suicide.

C'mon man, I know life's hard. But you gotta last yourself matter what.

by Enickrid August 31, 2017

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Taylaaring yourself

Finding yourself in a compromising position when your "partner" walks in on you on the couch watching Saturday Kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach completion with vigorous and precise nipple-play. It's made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.

Example 1:

Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"

Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".

Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"

Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.

Example 2:

Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".

by Sirbantsalot December 9, 2012

zuck yourself

Quit Facebook.

Go zuck yourself.

by Queen Buttrix April 8, 2021