Batch Cranker

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.

I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

muffin batch

Short for "motherfucking bitch"

You're a muffin batch for doing that.

by DevinSAA January 20, 2024

batch

noun
1. a number of humans regarded as sets, or groups, based on quantity or interest, typically because they are not particularly worthy of one's time individually

I'm having brunch with a batch of sales folk.

by TheBigAL May 30, 2015

Batch

To shower.

Damn dude do you batch?

by Top Batcher February 13, 2019

sleepy batch

When your friend decides not to go out and sleeps instead.

Damn where is he?

He’s being a sleepy batch tonight

by gellydefinitions March 20, 2021

Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it

Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’

by elliethelegend April 23, 2020

statch batch

A group of friends over the age of 18 who have relationships with underage girls.

You hooked up with that 15 year old girl you are now in the statch batch.

by statch batch January 7, 2009