Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster
by N_E_K October 31, 2016
removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and lodging it in her ear to give the "wet willy" effect
I gave my girl a greasy bastard last night
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut
by GingGang August 22, 2018
by Icatel August 18, 2011
A man who will say and do things in a very refined manner, but what he says and does are truly horrific things.
by restrictionenzyme July 31, 2012
1. a tory,
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
Australian slang.
see pompommybastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.
see pompommybastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.
by gladi July 11, 2008
by Mister Man the Guy September 22, 2004