Barnette

A slimy tool used in the engraving of wanton and unneeded headphones used by those of the persuasion of schizmatic doctrine. The tool is shaped like a long, spiny, demonic tail and the sliminess is a result of old yellow earwax indicative of those who can't hear well due to many years of obnoxious loud drumming during the sacred ritual of the pre-breaktime party puke. This tool erodes in the presence of hubbly or "nargilla" smoke. Used most commonly in first person shooter genres. This tool is often associated with mann.

Is that a barnette or are you just happy to see me?

by CarbonbasedBegoodforyou July 7, 2010

barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005

Barnie

A person who is not normally doing something. A lame attempt at something

Yo that barnie thinks hes so cool since he drank so much but not hes payin for it in the toilet. This freshman party is so BArnieeeee.

by JoeyFans January 12, 2008

Barnt

The noise made when starting a heat in swimming. Also used in place of other words. Also an exclamation. Created and spread by the Lansing Eastern Men's Swimming and Diving Team.

Starter: "Swimmers, take your mark!" - BARNT

One day, I barnted while I was barnting down the street. This guy looks at me and I go, "BARNT!"

by Meredith December 20, 2003

Barni

the sickest yellow lab on this side of the mississippi homie....holla at barni

i almost had a yellow lab as good as barni

by jeremy December 30, 2004

Barnstable high school

A high school in Barnstable ma that had a pretty high population. The school isn’t the prettiest looking and they’re known for a lot of drugs. They cannot beat their rivals, falmouth high school. Also referred to as “stable”

This is a Barnstable high school situation.

by Go falmouth January 27, 2019

burnitz

1. noun. A baseball player who played for the Mets, Brewers, Dodgers, Rockies, and Cubs during the 90's-current
2. verb. Burnitz, Burnitzed, In golf, to swing as hard as possible and completely miss the ball

Did you see Dan burnitz that swing? The ball rolled off the tee and he threw the club up a tree.

by J.Z. July 4, 2005