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Balloon Battle

The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.
person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle

person 2 - you’re on!

-8 minutes later-

person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
by andwhomightyoube February 26, 2020
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baldoomy

A name for a person who is noticeably lacking in the hair department
Hey baldoomy, find any hair yet?
by tsunna451 May 25, 2021
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urban balloon

A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
"Son, don't pick up that urban balloon. That is nasty."
by rs37917 April 14, 2009
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circus balloon

While fucking a woman she queefs and blows air into your dick whole and your cockhead swells up
Fuck, she gave me a circus balloon
by ooooohyaaaaah! April 1, 2010
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Hotel Ballroom

The official meeting place of atheists. Almost every meeting, speech, or convention involving any explicitly atheist groups are found in hotel ballrooms.
"We're consenting to be thought of as a cranky subculture that meets in hotel ballrooms." -Sam Harris
by deltakilo7 April 21, 2011
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Jizz-Balloon

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!
by Jusquisha May 30, 2016
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Golden balloon fight

A highly popular watersport in Europe, golden water balloons is done by a group of drunk guys that tie off the end of their foreskin (hence why its popular in Europe) with a rubber band and proceed to piss in it until it's full. Then they run around trying to tag each other with their urine while shouting "Golden Ballon Fight." The winner is the last dry man standing and gets free drinks for the rest of the night
Man it was crazy last night, I won Golden Balloon Fight. I was so drunk afterwards that I was ready to play another round.
by Maginican February 15, 2017
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