Someone who makes a lot of money for real everyday no bullshit, someone who truly balls, not just temporary. I am a true baller
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by the internet hustler, a true b March 05, 2014
The idiot assholes that think that they're good at basketball but they suck. This includes them wearing, "baller" merch. These people often use the word, "ball", as a verb. When it is clearly a noun.
Guy: *wears shirt that reads, "ball too hard"*
"Dude.."
"Whaaa?"
"I was ballin' yesterday too hard!"
"Well imma be ballin' 'til I'm 95!"
"DUde you're a baller!"
"Dude.."
"Whaaa?"
"I was ballin' yesterday too hard!"
"Well imma be ballin' 'til I'm 95!"
"DUde you're a baller!"
by HarryStygles March 15, 2015
by Jagwah January 26, 2009
When someone's action/behaviour is so cool and impressive, it makes someone think they could only do that because they're original and unbelievable.
"Poland did a song about why they're so thick for Eurovision!" "Baller move"
"My professor/lecturer complained that I used Gaelic names for locations in my English essay and it was inconsistent. So I fixed it and wrote the entire thing in Gaelic, have fun" "Baller move"
"This girl called me over after a party and we ordered McDonald's to hers. When she was on top with the lights off and her eyes shut, I ate some of her chips" "Baller move"
"My professor/lecturer complained that I used Gaelic names for locations in my English essay and it was inconsistent. So I fixed it and wrote the entire thing in Gaelic, have fun" "Baller move"
"This girl called me over after a party and we ordered McDonald's to hers. When she was on top with the lights off and her eyes shut, I ate some of her chips" "Baller move"
by AhhNoo May 09, 2021
by lisapwns October 10, 2007
an OG Baller is someone who is ridiculously old, one might even call them Archaic, yet still they find a way to be awesome.
Don Pearce sold another job today out in the field, even though he's 80 yrs old, he's an OG Baller!!
by erockstewballs August 16, 2011
A Jewish Playa. In other words, a wealthy successful Jewish thug that overcame his middle-class upbringing.
Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.
Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.
Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.
Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.
Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.
Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.
Lou: Hey did you see those new Jordan's that Abraham was rocking?
Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.
Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!
Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.
Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!
by Dirt Swaze November 20, 2009