Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.
"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"
by AJCrowley July 24, 2019
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bachelors china

Disposable dishwear such as paper plates, plastic utensils, and plastic cups.
For the picnic they have decided to break out their bachelors china.
by December 27, 2021
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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."
by Lil241 June 01, 2018
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Bachelor' Manners

One who is so used to living alone, that they leave the door open, while engaging in bodily functions.
I went over to John's place and he entered the bathroom to relive himself and neglected to close the door. He obviously had Bachelor' Manners.
by Buffy/Fluffy October 16, 2011
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Bitch Bachelor

when a girl flirts with multiple guys keeps them on the hook well leading them on and slowly filters them out of her circle without letting them know till she's left with one.
I hate how that e-girl constantly plays bitch Bachelor I hope she gets fucking, cheated on
by terrorink January 30, 2021
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bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.
by Micro Mage March 14, 2020
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Bachelor boy

A bachelor that was on the bachelor and ends up eating Erin’s box…
Damn. That fool ain’t no city boy, he a bachelor boy!!
by vinconist July 02, 2021
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