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Bachelor Locked

Bachelor Locked
(adjective)

When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.
“I couldn’t make it to the barbecue because I was bachelor locked.”

“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”

“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”

“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”

“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”

(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)
by funnywordle August 14, 2025
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bachelor's fare

Meaning: Simple or meager food of the type supposedly eaten by a bachelor who cannot or does not cook well. It implies a lack of culinary effort or sophistication.
Example Usage: "After his wife left for the weekend, John resigned himself to a diet of bachelor's fare: cold beans straight from the can and buttered toast."
"With his wife out of town, his diet devolved into bachelor's fare: canned soup, cold cuts, and instant noodles."
by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025
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Bachelor Disc

A cheap, but satisfactorily filling, meal of frozen pizza. Can be consumed any time of day, preferably with malt liquor. Terminology popular in Wisconsin, the de facto frozen pizza capital.
Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?

Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025
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Gentleman Bachelor

Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”
“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
by izaruru May 30, 2023
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Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
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bachelor

a male bird or mammal without a mate, especially one prevented from breeding by a dominant male.
The young male elk was a bachelor, unable to challenge the dominant bull for mating rights.
by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024
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