Bachelor Locked
(adjective)
When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.
(adjective)
When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.
“I couldn’t make it to the barbecue because I was bachelor locked.”
“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”
“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”
“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”
“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”
(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)
“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”
“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”
“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”
“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”
(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)
by funnywordle August 14, 2025
Get the Bachelor Locked mug.Meaning: Simple or meager food of the type supposedly eaten by a bachelor who cannot or does not cook well. It implies a lack of culinary effort or sophistication.
Example Usage: "After his wife left for the weekend, John resigned himself to a diet of bachelor's fare: cold beans straight from the can and buttered toast."
"With his wife out of town, his diet devolved into bachelor's fare: canned soup, cold cuts, and instant noodles."
"With his wife out of town, his diet devolved into bachelor's fare: canned soup, cold cuts, and instant noodles."
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Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025
Get the Bachelor Disc mug.Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”
“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
by izaruru May 30, 2023
Get the Gentleman Bachelor mug.When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
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