Blind Pirate

Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!

My bf gave me a blind pirate on NYE. My eye was so bloodshot I considerred an eye patch.

by carrimosa March 25, 2009

Blind Assassin

When someone has been blinded by an admin in counter strike and gets a kill.

Bob Blind Assassin'd The admin after he was blinded.

by Criag July 11, 2005

BLIND COBBLERS THUMBS

Very pert Ladies nipples caused when aroused or on a cold day.Can usually be seen best when it is not snurding season.

"Look at the rivets on that! There like blind cobblers thumbs!"

by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004

blind nationalism

An wavering belief that your country is the best at everything and disregarding all of yhe counrty's negative events while labeling those with dissenting opinions as pussies and should leave said country. This is usually coupled with xenophobia.

The alt-right has so much blind nationalism that I don't think they even know what is covered by the Constitution they constantly preach about.

by Vantius November 30, 2016

Blind Date

1.When a friend tries to set you up with an ugly guy friend or female friend of theirs that is ,desperateinsecure,a person that one can walk all over since he/she is way too nice, creepy,boring,lonely,obsessedloser with no life.

2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."

3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.

1. Vanessa: "I have a guy friend that's single, just like you."

Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."

2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."

Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."

3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"

"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."

Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."

Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"

"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."

Vanessa: "But I..."

Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."

Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."

Vanessa: "But I...."

Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."

Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*

Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*

by Vero Marie June 2, 2010

Blind Unicorn Sex

During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.

“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”

by Tiddlydinkydoo May 30, 2018

Blind Cyclops

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.

Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.

by Daddyslick February 2, 2006