Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.
For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
by Monkey's Dad April 03, 2020
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Social distancing anxiety

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.
Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.
by The Conjurer March 20, 2020
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nice distance

phrase often used sarcastically, like "good job!" but it is sometimes serious.
mittens: i just failed that math l'quest!
marklar: nice distance!
wubie: wow kid
mittens: *sob*
by jooooo June 02, 2006
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Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
by bateworld March 14, 2020
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Long distance friendship

A long distance friendship is where you have to trust and rely on your friend. You may not be with them all the time or see them 24/7 but you will always love and look out for them no matter what you go through. You may have ups and downs but this person will always accept you for being you.
Kylie and Jess had a long distance friendship as Kylie lives in the USA and Jess lives in the Uk.
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Distance Learning Teachers

"Ayo! Your camera's off! Ayo!"
Distance Learning Teachers
by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020
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Long Distance Shooting

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.
Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.
by makeitsoundsexy April 18, 2016
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