assclown

1. a formidable intellect.
2. a handsome and credible reviewer of popular music.

Some people refer to me as an assclown, and I consider it a compliment.

by jackrudy September 28, 2006

Assplosion

Is a concentrated explosion or release of energy in an extreme manner where the trigger and origin of it is caused by a flatulence

Verb: Assplode

Example 1: Depicted as a action

Chaos: *Assplodes*
Vic: Ewww
Gopher: Your ass just blew up
Chaos: I know.. it feels sore now

Example 2:

Guy: and that guy had a assplosion.. you should have seen that.
Girl: I think that would turn out disgusting

by Chaosrider May 16, 2010

assclown

Someone who makes pointless comments and is always mad about the small things. No make up is neccesary to be considered an assclown, Although blond hair helps.

That Cara, she such an assclown.

by crasarfdsa June 26, 2007

ASSplosion

The result of one having too big of an ass.

OMFG HER PANTS ARE WAY TO TIGHT FOR HER BEHIND... SHE'S GONNA HAVE AN ASSPLOSION

by chochos July 29, 2005

assplode

When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load

Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode

by Grunchy February 23, 2009

assclowning

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth

Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning

by bobbynom13 January 11, 2013

Assclown

Assclown is a common synonym used in place for "Presidential Candidate," regardless of political affiliations.

"So it is either Trump or Hillary this year. Why do the parties insist on giving us the two worst assclowns to vote for?"

"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."

by ArmyVet September 4, 2016