The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021
Get the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)mug. A person employed by a shopping complex who (according to management) only walk around the centre doing nothing else but talking to retailers, walking around in pairs and moaning about the higher management because they want their staff to become uniform and robotic. They are often unkempt with manly beards and/or eccentric hair styles.
There goes that duty assistant talking to the ice cream stand staff again, he/she has been for 20 seconds and that's far too long. Why are we employing these people?
by Subarashí March 1, 2015
Get the duty assistantmug. Many children may have trouble getting their parents to give them money for stuff in da candy aisle or toy department, but they often can count on finanacial assistance.
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
Get the finanacial assistancemug. A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.
by perroa March 22, 2024
Get the Little Goon Assistantmug. An embrace dat ya get from someone who is too sleepy or exhausted to reasonably be expected to lift his arms on his own, and so ya amiably help him to perform said cuddly action --- what ya do is to gently lift da person's limp arms and drape them over yer shoulders, then slip yer own arms underneath his armpits and affectionately draw da person up against ya; all he has to do then is to simply wrap his arms da rest of da way around yer neck.
Creating a power-assisted hug from a weary chick is similar to when ya softly clasp and lift her suntan-lotion-oiled hand at da beach to give her a hello/goodbye handshake when she is half-asleep while soaking up da sun... in both cases, ya receive a little pleasant physical contact wif her, but at da same time ya considerately eliminate da need for her drowsy/achy muscles to expend much effort at all.
by QuacksO October 26, 2019
Get the power-assisted hugmug. by lowquality August 3, 2025
Get the seasoned assistmug. by i want to break free February 24, 2024
Get the peddle assisted cuntsmug.