friends

Will only disappoint and let you down.

After you ask your friend for help, he makes some bs excuse not too, you shake your head, shrug your shoulders and mumble, "friends"........

by PVD1 June 26, 2006

Friend

A Friend is someone we love because they are a friend.
The list of types of friend is as long as your arm.
Are they all the same?
Absent Friend
Best Friend
Bosom Friend
Boy Friend
Business Friend
Caring Friend
Casual Friend
Childhood Friend
Close Friend
e-mail Friend
Fairweather Friend
Faithful Friend
Family Friend
Forever Friend
Girl Friend
Good Friend
Great Friend
Honest Friend
Intimate Friend
Kind Friend
Lifelong Friend
Little Friend
Loyal Friend
Male Friend
Man's Best Friend - that is a Dog.
Nice Friend
Online Friend
Pen Friend
Personal Friend
Platonic Friend
Real Friend
School Friend
True Friend
Very Good Friend - he might be the milkman. (Thomas Fats Waller song)
Well Meaning Friend

A friend is one who stands by you in your hour of need but also shares many memorable occasions. A friend is one who asks for nothing and expects nothing in return other than friendship. A friend will accept whatever you have to give when in need and in return will give to you when you are in need. A friend is one who does not count the cost and does not expect you to count the cost be it a monetary gift or the gift of time which is one of the most precious things that can be given.

by Three Blondes in Black Skirts January 03, 2006

they friend

they friend is another term for reptilian shape shifter

a gift from they friend upstate

by sanxity July 03, 2019

Friends

1. A way to find out about someone so it's easier to assassinate them.

2. A TV show reputed for its shocking affect on human mind. It is beaten only by the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

1: I had to assassinate John Connor so I became best friends with him. Then when he let his guard down, bang.

2:
A - 'I haven't seen you in years, what happened to you?'

B - 'I was in counselling for 4 years'

A - 'Shit, why?'

B - 'I accidently saw an episode of friends'

A - 'My god...'

by 5f17dd871da October 23, 2009

Friends

The most overrated, piece of shit television show ever. Who the hell likes Friends?

Person: I'm gonna watch Friends when I get home. I bought the fourth season.

Me: Kill yourself.

by Brandon K. G. October 12, 2005

no-friends

Annoying person, ussualy short, hangs around when you dont want them there. Some one who everyone tolerates and is usually the one people burn or make jokes about!

Kevin is a no-friends!

Hey no-friends, GO AWAY!

by Jim Rayo October 17, 2006

friend++

A friend with whom you're having a loveless sexual relationship.

I just upgraded Sheila to Friend++.

by corsair2 September 04, 2003