Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.
Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.
Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.
Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.
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young men who prey on older ladies. Some refer to them as cougar/puma/jaguar hawks/bait, but that is not the case. Archaeologists like digging through the dusty old things!
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Get the archaeologist mug.Archangel Lucifer from Supernatural, is as he is anywhere else: the Devil but it doesn't stop there. Back in heaven, he grew up with a father (God/Chuck) that didn't care about him and a big brother (Archangel Michael) who wanted to kill him only because of his envy for Lucifer had been Chuck's favorite. When Chuck created humanity, he had expected all of his angels to worship and love these hairless apes more than him. Lucifer, knowing how pathetic this new species was and loving his father more than anything, protested. As punishment, Chuck had Michael banish him to Hell. Despite of his cruel actions, he is still that sweet little angel who loved his family. He just has a hard time showing that he cares because let's face it. As Castiel has shown us more times then we can remember, angels weren't taught people skills.
Information gathered From: Supernatural 5x03 Free to be You and Me. As well as the rest of the show.
Information gathered From: Supernatural 5x03 Free to be You and Me. As well as the rest of the show.
Person #1: So, who is Supernatural's Archangel Lucifer to you?
Person #2: Same as he is anywhere else: the Devil.
Person #3: He's a poor, misunderstood angel who was cast from his home only for having an opinion different from his father's. He tries to be a little nice but fails miserably every time because, as we all know, angels aren't taught people skills. How is he supposed to know any better when that's all he knows?
Person #1: Thank you, *insert name*
Person #2: Same as he is anywhere else: the Devil.
Person #3: He's a poor, misunderstood angel who was cast from his home only for having an opinion different from his father's. He tries to be a little nice but fails miserably every time because, as we all know, angels aren't taught people skills. How is he supposed to know any better when that's all he knows?
Person #1: Thank you, *insert name*
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Armchair fan:Yeahhhhhhh Liverpool won 5-2 against Fulham yeah go the reds
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
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Hey man I heard you got shot at the other day. Yeah. Well what did you do. Well I got down and tried to get out of the way and not get fucking shot. Well I would have stood up and shot back. Shut the fuck up you armchair ranger. You don't know and you will never know what to do. All you do is sit on your ass and specualate.
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Get the armchair ranger mug.n1. comfortable lounge furniture. n2. Gobshite who supports Liverpool FC (redshite), wears lots of scarves, badges and XXL replica shirts bought from local market but has never been near Anfield. Normally appears slightly retarded,overweight and in need of a wash. Shouts and applauds loudly and stupidly at TV when the redshite are on Sky. Has no friends.
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