Apar

To approach someone or something right when it is seen.

He wanted to Apar her when she walked in, but I told him to wait a little longer.

by Codered235 September 21, 2016

Antarctigon

A native subspecies of meta-human that inhabits the northwestern-most point on Antarctica. Antarctigons typically use walruses for their primary mode of transportation; however, it is a known fact that they harvest baby beluga whales specifically to travel undersea to the ancient city of Antarctigonia.

Once considered the mightiest of all meta-humans (although Atlanteans tend to highly disagree), an unfortunate accident caused scientist Flargalad Beenstrayazisman to be bitten by a radioactive spider and sparked a de-evolution which spread through the rest of the population, forcing the Antarctigonians to migrate to the surface.

"I can hold my breath for 1 hour; I think it's because of the blood from my ancestors, the Antarctigons."

by Scott Ward October 24, 2007

Antartic Surfboard

When you ice your dick for 2 hours and then tease a girls pussy with it.

Yeah i fuckin freaked the shit out of this girl when i pulled out my surfboard and rode an antartic surfboard.

by Tony kurczewski March 18, 2011

apartently

The misspelled version of apparently.

Apartently I can't spell.

by Okwbfk July 13, 2017

antarctic surfing

the latest craze in the surfing world.

only for the real surfer...brrrrrrr*

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Altar Boyz

The best off-broadway show there is. It is about a religious boy band group of five guys from a small town in Ohio. It makes fun of boy bands and religion without offending anyone.

"Who's your favorite altar boy?"
"Hmm... Luke. He's hott! I love Altar Boyz!"

by Talie November 5, 2006

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022