Anus aniliation

when you take a big CRAP and it hurts so bad that youre anus feels like it just got destroyed!

Anus aniliation kills the butthole

by MARSHAMAR August 28, 2007

anus munchies

it will put an end to any awkwardly serious conversation you dont want to be in.

Person 1 - "booma chic cowboy how ya been?"

Person 2 - "boosh mawn, not so positive, not so negative."

Person 1 - "anus munchies"

Person 2 - "You're a dick"

by old man haskins June 13, 2008

anus lover

Someone who makes love to and is in love with an anus.

Zach Armstrong is such an anus lover. He licks his sisters anus 24/7.

by dingle stick November 08, 2014

anus opener

What someone uses to open their beer.

I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.

by Rbomb04 December 21, 2014

captain anus

Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".

We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.

by Flange! October 08, 2015

Ripping anus

The action of farting loud enough for the others to hear and smell. It is mostly looked down upon, unless you like the smell of other's gases.

*unnerving sound, followed by a unpleasant smell.*
1:Dude!
2:what?!
1:Are you Ripping Anus?
2:heh ^^
1:Wow fag..-_-"

by SV_Griefer March 11, 2008

The Devil's Anus

When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.

"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."

by PartEikooc December 26, 2020