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abraham

he is a slave who is such a faggot. smokes vapes like a loser. he has a small penis and an asshole. hes like a gta san andreas npc irl. dont be like him bc hes not a top g. also hes black.
by thelowblow69 September 20, 2022
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Abraham

The type of guy to always choose his bros and family over anything. 100% a tall curly-headed dude with a short girlfriend. Really fun to hangout with, is very noticeable when he is not there. Probably a nicotine fien. He has a big ego, which is why most people want to fight him. He has atleast one close girl friend and three close guy friends. Is probably black or mexican.
bro#1: Why isn't Abraham here? He's so chill
bro#2: I don't know cro, I wish he was here
by Dunali Brack May 10, 2022
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Yandel Abraham

by Barazy June 22, 2024
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Abraham Barlee

A young man who was born and raised in The Ivory Coast, West Africa but his family are from Liberia a neighboring country to The Ivory Coast, Abraham moved to the United States in the winter of 2003 in search of a better education and an opportunity to live the "American Dream"
Abraham Barlee Wants to be successful
by A-Brizzy November 14, 2011
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Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017
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Abraham

Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.
Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Abraham swirl

A sexual endeavor that occurs between an interracial couple of any gender, where at least one member of the party has a robust and large Abraham Lincoln beard.
Have you seen Dave's new girlfriend? I bet she enjoys partaking in the Abraham Swirl.
by Sheldons_pennies May 25, 2023
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