Abraham Lincoln

A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?
People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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ABRAHAM

- the most handsome guy living in Mars
•Alien 1 - “What that ?”

•Alien 2 - “Oh that’s Abraham, the only human in Mars”
by sombermusicplayin November 22, 2021
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Abraham

Annoying as hell. You’ll always find him begging his girlfriend to hangout. Kinda sucks at parking and will definitely run over curbs even though he’s only done it “one time”. Kind of slow sometimes and will stare at his Girlfriend for no reason at all. Also likes to spend money for some reason and has only let his gf pay for one drink. But he’s also ... the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Will always make you laugh over the stupid shit he says/does. Makes you feel sooo special & will always keep a smile on your face. The best boyfriend ... to MaryJane and MaryJane ONLY !!
MaryJane: “babe stop crying”

Abraham: “I’ve been crying. I miss you so much”

Abraham: “Kiss me
by happy tales love July 1, 2019
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abraham

the crack heads of all crackheads Abraham the cracke king nah im just playing hes good in every way you think find me im at bathurst and steels tan boy
her boyfriend:damn is that abraham

his girlfriend:ouuuuuuu he so fine ok im out
by abrahambathurststeels October 15, 2019
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Abraham Robinson

The biggest bitch ever. He has a ginormous afro and smells like cigarettes, he has a girlfriend which god only gave him one because he felt bad. His girlfriend is also a bitch which is a shit owner with a shit boyfriend with a shit life and a shit family and was a mistake, Abraham Robinsom also is gay and he just couldnt say no because he was desperate, and he has a addiction for furry porn and gay furry porn and masturbates alot.
by s1nn January 2, 2020
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Edwin Abraham

The smartest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is a baller at soccer and is great at FIFA and almost every other game he will play! Great taste in music. You will never encounter another person like him ever again.
Person 1: Brooo, I just got thrashed on Fifa

Person 2: Yoo I bet it was Edwin Abraham he is insane

Person 1: kills himself
Person 2: relax dude it’s just a game dude take it easy man
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Abraham Tozier

He’s cold as ice and will defend his loved ones fiercely. Heart of Gold if he lets you see it. Wicked Smaht knows lots of shit about a lot of stuff. Just ask him! He’s part of the rainbow mafia, so you know, don’t come for him unless he sends for you.
Abraham Tozier fucked your father and your brother while your mom was baking him cookies.
by Carlene Abbot November 23, 2021
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