Amish

White people who suck with anything technological.

Kevin and Rob are so Amish. Rob thinks he's black though.

by 1337 Man (Now With Cape!) April 29, 2004

amish toe jam

a girl is on her back you are on your side facing her, you lick her toes and jam your toes into her vagina

I gave her an Amish toe jam last night

by a hong May 18, 2007

Amish omelette

When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.

Also see Amish Omelette with cheese

He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette

by Dr James November 21, 2013

amish kissing

Kissing that's toned-down on the passion. It's the opposite of French Kissing, because you keep your "wagons in the barn."

As they begin to make-out, Sue sneezes and says, "I better go home, I feel a little congested." Greg, who really doesn't want the evening to end so soon, says, "Oh, that's okay, we can just engage in some Amish kissing."

by IHaveThat45 March 24, 2008

Amish Girl

When engaging in intercourse with a girl that ejaculates so thick that it looks like you are churning butter in her vagina.

I turned the lights on after fucking this chick the other day. She left so much butter on my cock she had to be an Amish Girl

by twistedATbangedupNET February 8, 2010

amish cracker

A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.

So, I happened to walk in on one of my friends giving his woman an amish cracker last night.

by inurbasekillinurd00dz March 29, 2008

amish 9/11

Its where you paint your cock like a plane and have a 3 some then you crash your cock into the vagina aka the building then the 2nd guy crashes the plane into the asshole and then yells AMISH 9/11 and then the cum acts like a explosion. If you have gonorrhea it adds the burning affect.

Yo man I did the amish 9/11 to Felica with Robert there.

by Sucking nipples September 19, 2016