Alternative facts

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"

"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."

by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017

alternative acoustic progressive folk rock

emo, emotional, etc.

myspace.com/lanestillcantdance is so alternative acoustic progressive folk rock.

by Metal Ass Tim Bahaha May 20, 2008

AlternativeXcore

A mix genre of music, incorperating sounds from Post-Hardcore, Alternative-Punk/Rock, and Screamo. Name obviously comes from Alternative with Hardcore, a.k.a. Xcore. Bands include 30STM, FFTL, Aiden, and Underoath. Shortened to AltXcore

Dude check out this alternativeXcore, it's like screamo but doesn't suck!

by Smittens July 3, 2008

Alternative Media Mixology

The use of components other than alcohol to create a blend and fusion of work that can be seen as artistic. Alternative Media Mixology is specifically that Art of high-end card making using a range of colours, textures and smells which appeal to the senses in new and unique ways.

Notelli.com does some great work, it's like alternative media mixology

by Notelli November 1, 2011

alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

by dickisthebf April 23, 2016

Alternative respect

Something other than admiration;Disdain;Skepticism

I have alternative respect for our new president.

by 2Dana January 25, 2017

alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017