Bobbinson: excuse me ma'am, you dropped your wallet-
Random person: exCuse me?! how dARE you misgender me!!!!11 I am a peaceful airplane.
Bobbinson: ???
Random person: T R I G G E R E D
Random person: exCuse me?! how dARE you misgender me!!!!11 I am a peaceful airplane.
Bobbinson: ???
Random person: T R I G G E R E D
by peacefulairplane June 29, 2017
A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.
by HangryBagel February 21, 2024
Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
by kofikat February 18, 2024
Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.
by Vickie kap December 20, 2020
Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.
by Vickie kap December 18, 2020
Nerd: Did you know that an airplane is the safest mode of public transportation?
Dramatic Yter/Hollywood movie director: *plane shakes 1 cm* AHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE!
Dramatic Yter/Hollywood movie director: *plane shakes 1 cm* AHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE!
by Fired Oreos December 29, 2018
Airplane go neeeaarrerrerreeeeeeer
.....:pppppssshsh!
.....:pppppssshsh!
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K March 11, 2019