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Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner 

The Christmas film. God bless.
Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-
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Passover Aggressive 

When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.
Ester: (to heavy set sister) "I assume you want seconds . . ."

Sister: "No thanks it was a little dry"

Elijah: "I'm not stopping at that house they're being too passover aggressive"

passhole aggressive 

Coined from the terms of asshole and passive aggressive. The behavior that is exhibited by someone who is dissatisfied, uncooperative or unhappy but who doesn't want to be overtly mean or rude to the person who instigated their behavior. Instead the person just subtly behaving in a contrary way and not confronting the problem directly, he or she will be more likely to pass on their rage onto a innocent bystander.
It looks like Jacob is in his passhole aggressive mode again. After Sheila broke up with him, he unfriended 3 friends on Facebook, and not any of them have a clue as to why.
passhole aggressive by YumiSpewns December 2, 2014

Gassive Aggressive 

Alternate definition:
The act of pretending to be a nice person while interacting with others, then quietly farting before walking away.
Since Dave took that salesman job, he's become really gassive aggressive. If the person he's dealing with is rude or obnoxious, he stays next to them until he can fart and let's it rip as soon as the interaction is finished. He even changed his diet to be more gaseous.

Passive Aggressive Breasts 

Occurs when one breast is used to slap your face while the other just hangs there.
Last night, that girl had passive aggressive breasts. My face still hurts.

passive aggressive present 

A gift from someone, meant as a gesture of hostility.
"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"

"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"

"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"

The Aggressive Truck Driver 

a sex position where the female is on all fours and the male inserts his penis into her anus. he then places both hands on her hips and pushes her around into walls or whatever is in the room while making obnoxious truck noises.
"dude, i (tapped) her so hard last night! she even let me pull The Aggressive Truck Driver on her!"