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celebratory african laser light show 

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.
shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.

african american/black slang 

Terminology used by black folks to express their feelings
Tracy did you understand that african american/black slang TJ was using today?

South African Backflip 

The act of having your Partner lay down underneath a tall table while you stand on top of the table naked and without warning you attempt a backflip off the table and try to land inside your partner.

This will usually end in a broken dick and a ton of screaming.

Extra Points for actually making it in your partner.
" Dude I saw the Ambulance at your house last night, what happened?"

" I tried to do a south african backflip, but I missed.

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets 

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)
Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-

Starving African Nigger

A Starving African Nigger (or SAN) is, obviously, an African man/woman that has been deprived of any food. These creatures tend to be skinny and black.
You usually see these things wandering around different parts of Africa. You'll also see a few of them sitting down on the sides of streets in bigger, richer countries.
"Ew, look at that disgusting Starving African Nigger"

Sand African American 

slur used by someone who wants to degrade a Middle Easterner without offending black people
Well he called me a Sand African American, so he's very particular about his racial prejudice.

Shame on you for saying Sand African American, but thank you for not saying the n word.