Abercrombie and Fitch

This is not a defintion of Abercrombie & Fitch. This is a definition of people. I hate to be rude, but I truly pity those who have been writing these 5 paragraph A&F bashing sob stories that are truly pathetic. Again, I apologize. I would like you all to understand that there is absolutly no sense in trash talking a company you dipise. If Abercrombie & Fitch's style, marketing, crowds, and economical status really upset you as much as you claim, why must you waste your time comparing and reading the defintions that other haters post? I mean...what's the point? If you don't like it, there's a few things you could do. A) Not shop there. B) Ignore those who represent the brand. C) Not worry about it. Also, why must you cry over destroyed denim? It's fashionable, and some people are willing to pay the extra dollar to be in style with current fashions. From what i've read, these people must really not be your friends so why thrash on people you don't even know? Obviously very few of us are concered about you...so why must you be so concerned about A&F shoppers and adorers? It almost sounds to me as if you are jealous. We all have nicer clothes than you, are indulged into a nicer lifestyle than you, and enjoy shopping as a social and personal experience. As humans, we're all equal...unfortuantly some people really bite it in life, but you don't have to exclaim it and trash those who don't. I'm not saying A&F people are better than everyone else, I'm saying that we're comfortable with who we are enough to express it in a clothing brand that we all love; even if it costs us more than necessary money. If you don't, then don't. Stop wasting your time. Stop crying because mommy wouldn't buy you these nice clothes. Stop crying because you're not in shape enough to wear them. Stop crying because besides what all you say....you want to be like the popular kids. You want expensive clothes and nice music and a fat wallet...you wish you could have it all. Maybe it's time you realize something, sitting around complaining about a large, economically strong, high profitting company which sells fashionable, sexy clothes is really damn pathetic. Now, it's ironic that I'm here saying what I am because I'm posting onto this site, wasting my time, talking about A&F, but I saw this page and decided something needed to be said. I hate to be mean, I really really hate to be mean, but this is all the truth people. It's time to realize that. So please, there's no need to be jealous, there's no need to hate, just realize that if you truly, honestly, all in your heart hate the clothing and lifestyle brand Abercrombie & Fitch, it's time to just shut up and ignore it all. And maybe, have you even thought that maybe what you are doing is total pro-conformity? Is bashing A&F a popular thing to do? Are you buying into a trend? Maybe you are the real conformist. Think about it.

A&F Person: Why do you hate my favorite store?

Non-A&F Person: Because it's the cool thing to do.

by Phillip March 30, 2005

Aberforth

Euphemism for goat fuck. In the Harry Potter books, Albus Dumbledore's brother, Aberforth, was "prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat". In the later books he still has goats hanging around, and it is later revealed that his Patronus is a goat. We don't know what he was doing with the goats, but he has some special, inappropriate affinity for them. So we made a guess . . . and then substituted "Aberforth" for our more commonly-used goat fuck.

Man, the store was so crowded I couldn't even move--it was a total Aberforth.

Person 1: How was the party yesterday?
Person 2: Oh, there were so many people! It was totally Aberforthy.

by X. Lovegood January 21, 2009

abermommy & Bitch

What you call Abercrombie and Fitch to the retards that go there.

kid: 'dude check out these pants!'
you: '(laugh) hahah! do you shop at Abermommy & Bitch?!... Wow, I knew you were retarded! I'm going to kill you tonight!'
They'll never know what hit em!

by Rhett A July 6, 2008

aberzombie

someone obsessed with Abercrombie and who wears it all the freaking time. most of these "aberzombies" are teenage girls who look like sluts and are big bitches!

A girl walks in covered head to toe in abercrombie.

Mae: OMG! She is such a slut!

Britanny: I know! What an aberzombie!

by Stella Luna April 1, 2009

Abercrombie Accent

What is obtained from working too long for the Abercrombie corporation or a natural born gift that leads you to Abercrombie/Hollister/Gilly Hicks. Speech patterns turn everything into a bored drawl with hyper inflections on "like" and "I don't know".

Did you go out last night?" "Ahh, like, kinda... I mean, I don't know. I guess I hung out with Bobby for, like, a while. It was pretty hott. I don't know, like, what did you do?" "Can you repeat that without your Abercrombie Accent please?"

by DiscoDelight March 3, 2011

abercrombian bitch

1. generally a girl acting in a particularly preppy, snooty manner.
2. Someone who wears abercrombie clothes

A: That abercrombian bitch bought pre-ripped clothes.
B: That's just sad.
A: So, uh, what are you wearing?
B: American Eagle.
A: *sigh*

by foomaster August 14, 2005

Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie

Short for Mud. Also the name of the character in Primus's "My Name is Mud".

My Name is Mud, but call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie. That's for Mud, so I've been told.

by trijerico October 4, 2010