1. Buy jeans from another store.
2. Set them down in the street.
3. Run them over with a monster truck repeatedly.
4. Jack up the prices and sell.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!
2. Set them down in the street.
3. Run them over with a monster truck repeatedly.
4. Jack up the prices and sell.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!
by XileLord December 11, 2010
Abercrombie is the kids version of Abercrombie & Fitch. Not to be mistaken for the "adult" store, Abercrombie is showcased in lower case letters and has pictures of kid models in the back of the register. The people who usually shop here are soccer moms, spanish families always looking in the sale section and the black people who come from different states trying to return what they've stolen at another abercrombie location. Abercrombie used to be cool back in the day when their clothes were original and well made. Now abercrombie has the same exact design each year but with different colors. In rare occasions they will feature a "black" or "charcoal" colored item although abercrombie does not sell black or purple. All abercrombie based company stores are required to set the music at a certain level, unfortunately this consists of terrible techno/dance/pop music at awfully loud levels. They are also required to spray the stores "main fragrance" every 30-60 minutes. You can usually hear or smell an abercrombie store from a mile away. It is required and the district managers for abercrombie stores make the rounds to make sure it's in effect. The employees are surprisingly diverse in most stores, they are required to greet customers at the door and use a tag line at the register. Abercrombie and Abercrombie & Fitch mostly have the same designs but Abercrombie is cheaper as it's targeted for kids. The company requires the employee's to wear only certain colors for each specific season. There are two types of employee's at abercrombie, "models" which work on the floor and "impact" who usually work in the back. At some specific locations during the christmas season they will assign someone to stand in the front and greet people (without folding or assisting customers). This is usually common at flagship locations. The flagship locations hire models for the first floor and front rooms and the rest of the workers are actual employees. At certain locations there is an "overnight team" that cleans up the store after it closes. The abercrombie fragrances at the moment are Cologne 15, Phelps and Chase for boys and Spirit, Emerson and Perfume 15 for girls.
The entire company consists of Abercrombie (or a92), Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister Co., Ruehl and Gilly Hicks.
The entire company consists of Abercrombie (or a92), Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister Co., Ruehl and Gilly Hicks.
Mom: Why is the music SO LOUD in this store, why does it smell so horrible. Can't you turn the music down!!!
Abercrombie employee: I'm sorry ma'am it's the company's policy we aren't allowed to lower it.
Abercrombie employee: I'm sorry ma'am it's the company's policy we aren't allowed to lower it.
by underpaid Abercrombie employee June 03, 2009
by a friend of Lucy's August 03, 2005
A famous & popular clothing line/brand that you will find at any higher-class malls. With loud music blasting in your ears and a strong cologne smell, you will either find the stores wonderful or atrocious. The clothes are expensive compared to brands like American Eagle, Aeropostale, and Hollister, but the quality of the clothes are SUPERB! And seriously, what's up with all the hate? Abercrombie is expensive for a good reason. It makes cool clothes. You know you want them.
James: With this $50... I can buy one polo T-Shirt from Abercrombie, or get five at Walmart... Hmm... Which one to buy, that is the question.
by kjSean August 05, 2009
A brand that is really, really expensive, and the only 3 shirts I got there were when there was a clearance when Hollister opened right next door. The clothes are way too expensive, but they are pretty cool, and I hang out with the croud that wears abercrombie, but I'm not really a prep. I can't really afford any of the prep brands such as AE, Hollister, A&F, and sometimes even Aeropostale is expensive.
But the people that where abercrombie are pretty cool, but it's not cool when a loser all of a sudden puts on abercrombie.
I have 2 shirts from AE, 6 from Aero, 3 from A&F, and that's pretty much all my prep shirts. I don't have jeans from any of those stores yet, because they're way to expensive, even on the clearance rack.
i think that the people that wear abercrombie wear it JUST because it says abercrombie. i can say that the clothes have really nice fabric, and are really comfortable. alot of other ppl may not notice this because they dont shop at jcpenny for shirts at 4 dollars.
But the people that where abercrombie are pretty cool, but it's not cool when a loser all of a sudden puts on abercrombie.
I have 2 shirts from AE, 6 from Aero, 3 from A&F, and that's pretty much all my prep shirts. I don't have jeans from any of those stores yet, because they're way to expensive, even on the clearance rack.
i think that the people that wear abercrombie wear it JUST because it says abercrombie. i can say that the clothes have really nice fabric, and are really comfortable. alot of other ppl may not notice this because they dont shop at jcpenny for shirts at 4 dollars.
jenny (prep) lets go to the mall
donna (prep) ok, how bout abercrombie
callah (semi prep) that's too expensive, those clothes cost more than my house
jenny and donna: then ur not coming with us!
but not really, jenny and donna would say "o that sux"
cuz preps r pretty cool
donna (prep) ok, how bout abercrombie
callah (semi prep) that's too expensive, those clothes cost more than my house
jenny and donna: then ur not coming with us!
but not really, jenny and donna would say "o that sux"
cuz preps r pretty cool
by pmilladcs@gmail.com May 20, 2007
People that don't like AF, go get a life. AF is prob one of the coolest stores I have ever been to. Their clothes are so tight, and they make girls look hot, and confident. If you don't like AF, you have a problem, ohkay? Some say that AF gives girls bigger boobs, SO WHAT? and their clothes ARE NOT padded with bras, it's a girls choice to wear bras. So people stop bitchin' bout how AF clothes are slutty, maybe some peeps wanna look like sluts. You HAVE to wear a AF shirt, to know what it feels like.When you walk around, boys stare at you, when you bend down, everyone can see your boobs. This makes most girls feel really sexy and hot. Theres nothing wrong with that.
Sammi~"OMG!! I totally got Will to look at me today! When I walked by him, i purposefully dropped my pencil, and I bent down to get it, and Will looked right at my BOOBS!!!
Taylor~" Awesome!! Ok, you can't tell anyone, ohkay? After school, Nick invited me over to his house, and we had SEX!!! OMG!! His ass is so long and cool!! And I was wearing the really slutty Abercrombie shirt!!"
Taylor~" Awesome!! Ok, you can't tell anyone, ohkay? After school, Nick invited me over to his house, and we had SEX!!! OMG!! His ass is so long and cool!! And I was wearing the really slutty Abercrombie shirt!!"
by Samantha Herbert March 24, 2008
Where did the idea that Abercrombie is expensive come from? Abercrombie is cheap. $70 for a pair of jeans. Oh, sooo expensive. Abercrombie is for wannabees who want to try to look the part of rich and cool. If you have any real class at all you will go to Nordstrom or Saks and buy a pair of real jeans like 7 For All Mankind or Citizens For Humanity. Or try Coach, Burberry, BCBG MAXAZRIA, Urban Outfitters, Anthropologie or even J.Crew. If you think a $20 shirt is expensive, I am sorry, but actually shopping at J.C. Penny or Sears is pathetic. And Abercrombie & Fitch does not stand for upper-class and wealthy. With its ideas of being a brand for rich, stupid girls (and guys) who just love to spend daddy's money, I am embarrassed to be represented by this brand. I am a straight A student in all the honors and AP classes available at my school. And I buy real clothes that cost more than a pair of Sketchers (the shoes of the losers). Plus, nobody would be caught dead in Abercrombie at my school. Get a life.
Oh look at me! I am trying to be cool and rich by wearing a shirt from Abercrombie that costs less than a washrag!
by Styled August 27, 2008