by Mel Van Solkama January 2, 2010

by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016

The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.
by iheartkeyclub May 15, 2010

A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word bro to the point where its just frustrating.
by tellinitstraightup August 4, 2011

A tool is someone that is kind of arrogant and like a douche or an a-hole. It is not what these other definitions say. PInk uses the term in "So What", she's talking about her ex. Who is not a poser but a jerk, to her anyway.
Pink is talking about her ex in this song. He's not a "poser" hes a jerk, to her anyway.
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
by j roper September 22, 2011

Often refered to someone who is a weapon of mass destruction for the female genitalia. Someome who will "reach bottom" and "stretch out the edges". Someome whos talent is unrivaled by anyone else in the company he works for. Someone who is truley undervalued for the work hes capable of accomplishing.
by Toolgod112 June 19, 2020
