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Sailing the cart

Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.
1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.

2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”
by harry pot June 5, 2018
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gentlemen never sail to windward

"nice-guys don't go for anal"
Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.
by Carl Figleaf August 14, 2022
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sail the ocean

To finger/caress/play with a partner's body while receiving nothing back.
I heard that Tom was going to sail the ocean with Stacy.
by lb180 October 11, 2022
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Sail Hypixel Guild

a good guild with active members
Oi mate I jusy joined the Sail Hypixel Guild, it's got lots of active, friendly members and it has decently low requirements, aswell as a decently high level!
by SailorStifi April 14, 2022
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sail the seven seas

to pirate something, usually software or other electronic downloads. usually the pirating website is very sketchy and you will probably get a virus but it’s worth it sometimes.
i dont have the money for my college textbook so i sail the seven seas to get a pdf
by pinkpillowprincess July 8, 2025
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Hoisting The Sail

When you super glue one ball to each leg and you proceed to run a marathon.
“Man, that marathon was such a pain I don’t think I trained enough!”
Tell me about it! I was hoisting the sail the entire time.”
“Not surprised, you’re a dirty hoister.”
by SwagRK July 13, 2025
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Crab Claw Sail

The Crab Claw Sail : A prehistoric 3000 BCE sail invented in Panay Island.

Soriano versus The Ping Tan Museum: The Crab Claw Sail was an essential design of the Paraws of Iloilo. The Paraws came from Panay not from Luzon since they term Banca as Sibat while Ilonggos call it Bancao or Tumbak-Tumbak. Which means that the Paraw evolved in Panay Island and not in Luzon, nor Cebu or nor Leyte nor in Butuan City.

May I remind the good museum that to make the Crab Claw Sail of the Panay Paraws you need Pandan fibers. 5000 years ago there were no Pandan leaves in Taiwan or China hence it was not possible for them to make the CRAB CLAW SAIL.

The Crab Claw Sail of the Austronesians predated that of the lateral sails of the Europeans and the Square Sails of the Arabs for thousands of years. And guess what, you need Pandan Fibers, Sinamay, Pineapple fibers, etc which are salt-water resistant.

It was not possible to sail from Taiwan to Hawaii, Borneo to Madagascar, etc without the Crab Claw Sails (Triangular Sails) which undoubtedly can be traced only to the Paraws of Panay. I am backed by the epic stories of the Jalaudnons, Tumandoks and the Suludnons where the term BANCA originated. The precursor of the PARAWS. The precursor of the Barangays and the Kunlunpo.

SO EVERYTIME YOU SEE A CHINESE JUNK IN HONGKONG, remember who invented the Crab Claw Sail. It was the Austronesians of Panay Island.
You cannot travel far without the Crab Claw Sail
by Cyclonetrading July 28, 2025
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