The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.
by Toestoestoestoss November 30, 2019
by =_Invictus_= May 06, 2020
The absolute most bad ass motherfucker to ever live. Less than a god, more than a man. The biggest cock known in the universe and the best rapper too. He is of dominican and puerto rican descent and is rumored to have a colombian bitch. And he can buy your life if he wants to cuz hes so rich. There is much more to this man, but that will be on his Wikipedia page.
by migghyp July 19, 2022
São Miguel Island (Portuguese pronunciation: sɐ̃w miˈɣɛɫ; named for the Archangel Michael or, literally, Portuguese for Saint Michael), is also referred to locally as "The Green Island", is the largest and most populous island in the Portuguese archipelago of the Azores. The island covers 760 km2 (290 sq mi) and has around 140,000 inhabitants, with 45,000 of these people resident in the largest city in the archipelago: Ponta Delgada.
Sao Miguel Island (Saint Michael Island) is a beautiful island filled with fresh foods and massive valleys that lead into lagoons and mountains!
by UrbanDixie1021 August 18, 2015
Miguel Reyes is a gamer who has a girlfriend and they both are gamers. And he tells her everyday that he loves her but she thinks she that's how it works, the guy suppose to please the girl then soon break up with girl, and she also thinks that he just says that to make her feel like it's real. And they are best friends and she feels like they aren't dating she thinks that they just move up more level of friendship instead of moving up to the relationship.
Andrea Porter is the girl and Miguel Reyes, miguel reyes, they are still dating right now and later.
by Sillylover15 February 29, 2016
I pulled out of her mouth and gave her a white Miguel last night. She says that it’s good for her skin.
by Anthony-tone August 03, 2024
You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 16, 2019