Andres Martinez

Trash at basketball. Dads a professional bad player so he thinks he can play (sadly not really

Bro That dude can’t play basketball but his dad can his an Andres Martinez

by Handres December 12, 2018

Daritza Martinez

Daritza Martinez is a very unique and kind person,very beautiful,intelligent sweet hearted human being and an one and only. Goofy,crazy, Cute, and rare.

"Daritza Martinez! Is that you!?".

by By The technology; Google January 4, 2019

Bustin Martinez

A pathetic west sider from pueblo colorado that crossed the border because he is a dirty mexican that likes guacamole , hence the reason why we are building a wall.

Guy 1 - “yo, you know Bustin Martinez?”

Guy 2 - “the one that crossed the border & rubs guacamole on his nipples?”

Guy 1 - “yea he’s a pathetic human being”

by bustin.justin July 1, 2018

ethan martinez

A fuck boy that got. His dick. Exposed on Instagram wit the username Markham exposed and cannot keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks

You know that nigga Ethan Martinez yea his dick red as fuck lmaoo

by Mkms exposed July 9, 2018

Jaret Martinez

Gay faggot who is 3 inches tall

Girl1-"i hope i dont find a Jaret Martinez"
Girl2-"same lmao i heard they got small penises"

by Newboot January 25, 2019

pedro martinez alonzo

A cool kid who hates logan

pedro martinez alonzo hates logan

by Randy Hendricks May 28, 2018

Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.

"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."

by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019