by Uzumaki barrage February 28, 2020
Get the Raymond Ramirez mug.Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.
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The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
by Lusamyne February 13, 2021
Get the Raymond's Mustache mug.A “filthy Raymond” is a vulgar provocateur who takes pleasure in delivering explicit, sexually graphic, and disgustingly detailed remarks while performing lewd, boundary-violating acts such as crude pranks or public groping, all intended to provoke shock, discomfort, and revulsion in others. This individual is vividly compared to a crusty sock stuck beneath a mattress—perpetually sticky, emanating the stench of poor choices, and marked by unsavory experiences, reminiscent of a reckless, blackout weekend in Reno.
“I woke up hungover, the kitchen smelled like burnt Hot Pockets and lube, and there was a Filthy Raymond passed out on my couch wearing my bathrobe with no pants — again.”
by Scot April 7, 2025
Get the Filthy Raymond mug.Raymond sound like he'd be an ankle-biter but apparently not. He looks questionable and is a total air head, not one single thought behind that big forehead of his. His ego is so far up is ass and it's the size of Jupiter. Somebody humble this man. He doesn't know how to treat women right and expects praise for the bare minimum.
Usually has a punchable face. Be warned, the urge to punch it is very strong.
Ladies, don't ever allow yourself to be brought down by this goofy turnip looking headass. Know your worth 💋
Usually has a punchable face. Be warned, the urge to punch it is very strong.
Ladies, don't ever allow yourself to be brought down by this goofy turnip looking headass. Know your worth 💋
Stacy: Gosh did you hear what Raymond did? No wonder he got dumped.
Jessi: Yeah no suprise, don't be like Raymond.
Jessi: Yeah no suprise, don't be like Raymond.
by Chiquibaby😻 February 21, 2022
Get the Raymond mug.Origin:The Character Originally comes from a book named "Raymond's Run", bye Toni Cade Bambara, where a girl named Squeaky, takes care of her disabled older brother named Raymond, who has a growth disability.
Raymond Moment, a term created by Sawyer Rüzgar Atalay, means that when one does something or feels like they did something a retarded person would do.
Raymond Moment, a term created by Sawyer Rüzgar Atalay, means that when one does something or feels like they did something a retarded person would do.
Example 1: Jimmy, who got a bad grade on his math test, even though he studied for it, had a big Raymond Moment, and felt it too.
Example 2: When Jack forgor 💀 his school schedule, even though he has been in the school for five months, is having a Raymond Moment
Example 3: Laura forgor💀 her Laptop that she had to bring to work, which was a certified Raymond Moment, since she needed it for work/
Example 2: When Jack forgor 💀 his school schedule, even though he has been in the school for five months, is having a Raymond Moment
Example 3: Laura forgor💀 her Laptop that she had to bring to work, which was a certified Raymond Moment, since she needed it for work/
by TurkUSA11 March 28, 2023
Get the Raymond Moment mug.raymond is cool mean and ok looking he is my cousin so i cant say he is hot but she is a pretty princess ig but he is my bestie westieee
by yazlyn April 27, 2022
Get the raymond mug.Raymond is a rather zesty or suicidal person who gets mad at everyone because hes parents dont like him
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